OMG!!MECANBEDITZ2??

NEW BLOG !!

2008-09-09T15:25:00.001+08:00

yes you can claw my face now.

http://b-ritchie.blogspot.com

(i wont be posting diary-like emoschmemo entries there. at least i will try not to. all diary entries for when i really MUST vent will go on my live space, here)

=_= annoyed

2008-08-17T22:32:00.003+08:00

WALAOEH.
i wanted to enter the nuffnang gift ideas contest, for sure can write killer blog entry about ipod touch and win 2k.
i wrote like hell (been writing for past half an hour wtf) and then i wanted to check if it would be alright to use the word "sex" in the post. so i went to the terms and conditions of the contest.
and there, sitting happy-happy in item #2 was....

2. The Contest is open to Malaysians 18 years and above.

WEIH. STUPID THING WASTE MY LIFE SOME MORE =_=
wow i sound so chinese today.

anyway i bet youre wondering why i wanted to put the word "sex" in an entry about the ipod touch. extract:

"Some people say the ipod touch is gimicky.
Some people say the ipod touch is an over-priced, branded piece of metal.
Some people say that you cannot have sex with the ipod touch.
They are wrong."

i only post up extract in case nuffnang read my plight and decides that my entry would indeed be damn killer and decide to make exception for me :)

admit it k, that is an awesome line for an ad right there.

makeover coming at you.

2008-08-17T22:16:00.001+08:00

i got bored of blogging lol wtf.
so ive decided i need to revamp blog to get into it.
dont worry im not gonna stick with this horribly bright tacky hideous template.
bleh. its just a transition template.
off to malacca tomorrow.
will have new pretty blog coming at you soon.

i am in love.

2008-08-05T21:30:00.004+08:00

omg i am in love...
(watch please, he is my lover and if you do not watch i will cry cos you do not love my lover)

WHEN HE STARTS SINGING I SWEAR A LITTLE PART OF ME MELTS.
omg..
the song just makes me smile. and giggle. and get all high. and sigh. and swoon. and spaz my girly eyes out. seriously.
NEVER BEFORE HAS THIS HAPPENED OVER A SONG..
its like he's singing for me =D

(sharon asked me to update so here i am)

strange innit.

2008-07-28T18:10:00.005+08:00

funny how i keep a your MSN window open for hours but never say anything.

scary how ive looked through (and saved) practically every single picture of you on FB.

crazy how i look forward to talks about nothing with you.

stupid how i miss the aforementioned nothing when it isn't there.

uncomprehendable how jealous i get about every other girl in your life.

idiotic how i made myself nobody and later call myself idiotic for it.

silly how i dread that you'll know who you are.

nonsensical how i crave something that i ~~know~~ think will never work out.

...and strange that, after everything, i still try to kid myself that it might.

You...

; always been.

showin off

2008-07-20T19:23:00.010+08:00

time for the annual "show off you had a great time at rainfest" picture spammage.

EXCLUSIVE TO MY BLOG....
1) EVERY SINGLE PICTURE IVE GOTTEN CONTAINING ME (and only ones containing me. cos its my blog and i have license to do so =_=)
2) THE ORIGINAL PHOTOS (yes unedited =/ so you can all see my sexy face and bad skin wtf. and also cos i realize some of you may be sick of me making you guys look like you have lobster tans from hell [karen] and so you can appreciate my photoshop skillZ wtfwtf.)
3) AND THEN SOME (being the rare few without me. this gets number three cos its not as important as me)

First up (cos i am generally a good friend and nice person =_= ) (i think im bracket spamming again wtf) kan'id.
because everybody likes being friends with celebrities =_=

i dont like the lighting here =_= emir's blue

emma loves me ^^

karen is seriously like little kid LOL.
"that looks too big for you!!"
"hey it fits her hands !!"
its an inside thing cos im lazy to explain =_=

i had no idea what it was that emma told me to say. but i tried. and thats all that matters =_=
this was an attempted cool photo. it was supposed to be of karen on the big screen with the crowd sprawled all around. but didnt turn out nice. i shall post here anyway. cos the idea was nice.
now on to pictures without me. this is one of morgan pimpin which i quite like.
and this picture makes me laugh.
i just like this picture i dont know why either.
and now ON TO ME !

our rwmf08 picture~!
this year, bob charlie didnt take the picture (T_T) and the alcohol was drank too fast to make it into the picture (hence why our yearly rainfest picture should be taken BEFORE the drinkin starts =_=)
a blur shot but it has "character" ?
yeah ok making excuses for sony cybershots here =_= still are awesome cameras k
the "famous four" cru. thanks karen, you enid blyton freak you.

finally met az.

"haha morgy do your eyes twinkle ? " ace quote lol. and see i told you it was all your own natural feminine-ness.
a bad picture of sharon ??? 0_0
this picture appeared in my facebook with my eyes cut out.
now you know why i cut them out. =_=
cb i look deranged.
i love this picture eventho i look skanky and white like corpse.
haha rauth.
SKEB & FUNKY HAT RWMF08
fave picture of the year.
2nd favorite, definate worst picture. =_=

i like this lol smoke effects wtf sony.

grab whatever you want. all of my photos are large files so you can go photoshop yourself conveniently to get rid of lobster tans (i like that effect k) / upload uneditted picture to facebook to show off my ugly face.
k im lazy to talk bout rainfest now. i might update this post later. might.
and now you know how frickin bad i look without photoshop / thiiiiiick makeup / pitch black darkness =_=

omg...

2008-07-12T12:33:00.003+08:00

IT WAS YOU.
i know it was.
...
hell, its always been you.

things arent going according to plan. then again, there never really was a plan.
tonight scares me.
...& im dying to know what im gonna do next.

going off on a slight tangent... RAINFEST PICTAS SOON. i shall ensure people camwhore loads tonight. i even made camwhoring arrangements wtf =_= pictas must be awesome!! (i even bought a tiara to wear LOl wtf right). yeah, basically im going rwmf to take pictas of myself from 93203723 different angles ...and if god loves me he will not let bob charlie get stolen (ruin my life, seriously)

days like these just got to rhyme =_=

2008-07-08T13:44:00.004+08:00

firstly, pictas so everybody doesnt die of boredom reading my blog...

old-school vogue rules,
my momma's hot, yo daddy drools.
pimpin ho's and gatorade,
shake it into yesterday!

yeah this post is basically about that up there.
now for a bekah ad...

I WANT TO BUY OLD PS1 GAMES FROM YOU
im looking to make a huge collection of oldschool ps1 games so anyone looking to sell your old ps1 games, hit me with a comment and leave your email! (im not rich so dont expect to make rm20 for selling for some 5buck copy of digimon =_=)

in particular, i am looking for the following...
mortal kombat
tony hawk's pro skater 2
rayman (LOL)
tomb raider
DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION ! LOL
grand theft auto 1&2
south park EHEH
gay ass final fantasy games =_= (to kill time)
metal gear
chrono cross
silent hill
any of the tekken games

finally, chyeah rainfest on saturday for me :)
we're so gonna camwhore our eyes out !

if you love me, you will buy me Nine West.

2008-07-06T01:07:00.010+08:00

this one's called the FURGUS.
which, yeah, made me think of my dog =_=

whoever is of the belief that love cannot be bought will be proven very much wrong.

sympathy.

2008-07-06T00:46:00.003+08:00

i know the last post is hard to comment on.
so here is a free post despite my quota not having been filled.
...because im generous like that =_=

i figured it was time that one of the blogs in my circle of friends talked about the biggest online dance battle in youtube history between ACDC and Miley Cyrus.
yea, you read that.
Miley frickin Cyrus dancing.
...
actually can dance better than me lars =_= but i dont quite like her so yea. (becos shes famous. yea im jealous and green what you gonna do bout that)

but the videos are impressive heh.
i go link link link now to the first video (in which ACDC challenged Miley to a dance battle) and Miley's reply vid. (theres more but dowan to video spam)

i dont know who i like more. (i dislike miley but i dislike jon m chu more cos he thinks his movie is da shiznit when actually it kinda sucks more than a vacuum cleaner.. =_=) (well that and they are both good, but heh you know me - every time i say something nice, i lose an ounce of my precious Life Force)

i dont like how im typing in this post. it annoys me. i feel like im in form one again =_=

BLESSS.

find my b-spot ~.~

2008-06-20T13:02:00.003+08:00

from benefit cosmetics.
im not sure how youre gonna fill up my comment quota now cos there really is nothing to say about this post =_=

i believe boycotting pizza hut is in order.

2008-06-19T12:32:00.004+08:00

the little box labeled "race"?
if you are MALAY, they label you as "0"
... and you have no service charges or tax charges.

C for Chinese, I for Indian... extra costs for you!

WTF?
i am not eating at malaysian pizza huts anymore, those bias wr3fr3wefbg3r32faraf4rs.

give pizza junction more business (082-455997 for delivery)

sorry to double post but...

2008-06-15T22:07:00.002+08:00

azz's blog...

I wish..

..I was white.

EFF YOU, REBEKAH RITCHIE.

wtf, azz, wtf.
the other two in the threesome have lost what little it they formerly had =_=

i accidentally posted a post that was intended to be a draft =_=

2008-06-15T22:00:00.002+08:00

i (finally) checked my facebook today and saw...

the poor girl has no life.
(but at least SHE gives me comments. therefore, i love. -glares at noncommentors-)

belated fri13th post

2008-06-14T15:10:00.004+08:00

to get into the friday the 13th spirit, i downloaded rob zombie and as i lay dying (irrelevant to friday the 13th but it sounds hardcore) (well actually terry made me download cos he listens to cb cb music =_=) k once more stop typing in brackets.

i also downloaded the most hardcore fri13th song ever...
CHER - BELIEVE.

IT IS A NICE SONG OK =_=

man this brings back memories of azz lol.
azz says i remind him of cher.
-pulls face-

when i started the song (cos i havent listened to it in ages i forgot what her voice really sounded like) i was like OMFG ITS A MAN SINGING .
i thought it was one of those cheapo karaoke downloads.
then i remembered that cher actually does sound like a man =_=

apparently when i was a small kid, i heard this song playing on ntv7 (yeah waaaay back in the day before astro lol) and i asked my dad if the singer was a man or a lady. i am still wondering.

...
CB NO WONDER AZZ SAID I REMINDED HIM OF CHER.

my exam results sucked.

2008-06-10T19:24:00.000+08:00

T_T

-feels stupid-

my word of the day is "Synecdoche"

2008-06-04T02:57:00.002+08:00

BEKS ON RELIGION...

i figured that if any religion is right, it is christianity.
why am i so certain of this?
because of the devil.

(actually ionno wtf is up wit that picture seriously got the little arrow like "devil become orange" wtf?)

ya i know sounds damn twisted =_= but seriously

christianity is the ONLY RELIGION with an active opposition (ie: all that antichrist BS)

take for example hinduism (which i am not tryna diss k its just an example and i am just a rude loser)
do you hear marilyn manson / led zepplin / gayheavymetalgroupterrymademelistento singing "UP VISHNU'S ASS!! I WANT TO BE REINCARNATED AS A RAT!!!!"
...ok probably cos "be reincarnated as a rat" isnt as catchy as "go to hell".
but that is irrelevant.

im quite lazy to elaborate so i hope you get my point.
summarized: if a religion has such strong opposition, then the religion's government (wtf debate-speak) must exist.

-

2008-05-31T17:41:00.001+08:00

my mum had a stroke.

i love you mummy.

this blog is going on temporary hiatus

2008-05-19T15:57:00.006+08:00

THIS POST IS SUPER WHINE-Y YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

i thought about this for a good long while yesterday and today and i have decided that... my mood to blog has been ruined.

if i can't speak openly about a topic without being mean, 'making a joke' out of somebody and upsetting the world, which i most definitely shouldn't be doing as i am their nearest and dearest most beloved cousin ever, everyone getting all touchy about something tiny, why should i bother to keep this up?

I LOVE HITLER, OZZY OSBOURNE IS THE PRETTIEST STUD MUFFIN SINCE QUAZIMODO, SEMENANJUNG MALAYSIA IS AWESOME S2!

yes i am irritated.

my blog is my venting ground, and, as danielle's blog is so accurately titled, my public diary. what i say here is what i feel and what i think at the moment, i do not like having to owe apologies to people over what i say here, neither do i like having to filter what i am about to say for fear of offending people. this blog is a hobby and a past-time and i would rather people not take thing so seriously.

not only that particular incident with the photoshopped photos (though that basically triggered my whole kill-mood).

i am also tired of lodge school reading my posts.

sorry mr ling / lee if you are reading this but i really don't like it. especially, as i have been told, when what i write is brought up in assemblies. it's very suffocating knowing that your former headmaster is reading your blog and may mention anything you say at any time in an assembly. i do not mind if you guys read my blog personally, but i would rather you not bring things up in front of the whole school like that as it really stresses me out as to what i am writing.

also, to mr lee, no offense, sir, if you are reading this, but i was very hurt when you mentioned a few years back in an assembly that some "stupid girl" had blogged about a certain incident. i was in form one (or was it form two? either way, i was a lot younger) and looking back on the incident, i thought maybe you would have known to cut me some slack.

so here is my final post for awhile, until i regain blog-mood.

have fun re-reading.

until i next update, i recommend reading xiaxue or deliciously tacky, watching chick vs dick on clicknetwork, reading my other blogs (which i probably will finally update now that i have neglected this one. you can find links in my links page), telling me how awesome i am and why i should update once more, commenting on all those posts you neglected, and going out to get some exercise.

nthn to justify.

2008-05-18T22:20:00.003+08:00

ok the worst possible thing i could do right now is to pursue this =_= whatever lars now everyone shall think im bitchy or something, but what's new.

anyway. as to what sharon said on her blog (the new one, you can get there from my links page), i said they were bad because..

it took me all of 10 minutes or less to get those improvements that you guys seemed to like so much (just duplicate a layer, add gaussian blur, and brighten). i acknowledge that it must have taken a lot of effort on someone's part, in this case, your mother's, but they were simple mistakes that were easily corrected but lead to the overall effect of the pictures looking not as good as they could've been, giving off this alang-alang vibe, like someone writing an essay but not doing a spell check.

the harshness, the coloring and the deadness (which was basically due to the coloring) were simply minor details. the actual taking of the pictures was fine, and i give kudos to whoever the photographer was for getting you guys to all get in one place and sit still at once (a joke, do not misunderstand =_=), though some bits were slightly blurry, but then again, most pictures are. i do not expect your mother's life to be "dedicated to photoshop and to making your pictures look nice" but i did expect the job to be slightly more professional and not to be left hanging. but then again these ARE minor things and were overlooked and i am expecting too much.

i never said it was anybody's FAULT alena and emir couldn't get there, i do not expect them to spend thousands on flight tickets just to be in a picture. however, i also did not expect emir's hand to cut off into nowhere, when, once more, it was easily corrected (or at least made more discreet. i am lazy heh). i am just saying the job was not as complete as it might have been, though i am sure the people involved worked hard on it.

i did say that person should not be hired again, admittedly (that was to make it sound dramatic wtf). that is because i assume you guys, or at least, your mother, would've paid to get the photos taken. and if she did pay, then i do not think, she should use the same person again as she is not getting her money's worth (most photographers correct color/lighting for you and i expected this one to do so too). this is not your mother's fault in any way.

about people making fun of you.. they're stupid. people make fun of, lets say, brit spears' bad pictures, that's cos she's famous and more awesome than they are, and they know it. you guys perform at an international music festival year after year and make great music, those pictures shouldn't be something you feel embarrassed about.

next time someone gives you any shit about those pictures...

ugly person: your pictures horrible la i hate your face (-is secretly jealous cos they are losers whose mothers prolly dont let them go to rainfest, just like loser bek-)

sharon: orly? where do *YOU* get your photoshoots taken at?

ugly person: ...nowhe-....

sharon: O YA YOU ARE UGLY LOSER WHO IS JUST HATING ABOUT LITTLE LITTLE THINGS WHO HAS NEVER BEEN TO PHOTOSHOOT AHAHAHAHAHAAH.

ugly person: -cries-

and i know you didn't ask me to photoshop. but i did because i wanted them to look better because, as you have said, i am your cousin and i do not like seeing your pictures turn out looking bad either.

what was i going to do? gloss my words and say something like "oh yes the original pictures were simply wonderful and stunning... now here are the ones i editted."

it is not a personal hit, i was just being honest.

the whole thing was not meant to be a big deal or an insult to anybody and honestly i think you're kinda overreacting about it.

final note:

if anyone is out there reading my blog "from lodge or tunku whom are friends or enemies" with the band who are still hating about the pictures, shut up cos 1) you cannot make better music than them, 2) THEY are the celebrities performing at rainforest, and 3) the pictures (in my opinion heh) now look xmillion better so you have NOTHING TO MAKE FUN OF NYARRANANA THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU.(and me. nghek)

i've removed all words from the post now, hope that makes everyone happy. =_= (my annoyed face)

kan'id

2008-05-16T14:08:00.011+08:00

(ya this post is back on sorry la but it looks nice on my blog i kennot resist =_=. and a note to readers whom are readin this for the first time, kanid is damn awesome)

okay i realize this will be breaking my no-post-til-5-comments rule.

BUT.

i also realize no one gives a damn about who i think is hot (T_T)

i still wont post the other posts i've written but i feel like posting this one (and ONLY this one since you guys are so mean and do not care about whom i think is hot) so TAAADARH.

good things come to those who read my blog...

i went to the kanid website on command of emma, and then, no offense, i realized their group picture was HORRIBLE...

IT LOOKED

A) SUPER GRAINY & HARSH

B) DEAD & BORING

C) DAMN OBVIOUS THAT PEOPLE HAD BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED IN

D) AND I DIDN'T LIKE THE COLORS

at the time i was really very bored, so i decided to go try photoshop some life into it...

(click to enlarge, i swear it looks better =_=)

okay so it might be a little darker, but i like it that way. and now everyone looks super heavenly and angelic and the picture has LIFE and nicer colors (tho their skin turned orange-ish, i can't help it if you got photoshop-sensitive skin, k) AND YOU CAN BARELY TELL PEOPLE GOT EDITTED IN.

who took the pictures? should not let them do again. didn't bother to correct the color, bad lighting, kinda blurry and the editting in of the people was horrible =_= seriously. why does emir's hand cut off into air ??

then that got me thinking...

heh if i wanna be in kan'id so bad......

WHY DON'T I JUST JOIN, DAMMIT.

AHAHAHAHA

this proves that not only band members can get editted in :0)

I SO PRO TO THE MAXXXX, totally unobvious that i don't belong there.

anyway.

since i was super bored, i "fixed" (i like to think my edits are better, thanks) ALL their pictures for them. because i am so nice, i shall post them here.

emir's guitar looks nicer than him here =_=

yes i realized that for most pictures the tops of their heads tend to vanish slightly and the orangish tint is still there (i am too lazy to correct the color tone as i have no guarantee that you guys will appreciate my effort =_=) . NEVERMIND THAT, NOONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR SCALP OK, MY EDITS ARE STILL BETTER. -sulks-

and i fully expect ALL you people in kan'id (who i KNOW read my blog but are just plain lazy biatches) to comment.

...

or else the next edits i do won't be so pretty =_=

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LUV ^^

LESBO MOMENT.

2008-05-12T17:47:00.008+08:00

i got really bored after finishing my biology paper...

so i made a list of the hottest female celebs i could think of, and here are the top 10.

now YOU can know the type of chick i dig.

~.~

10. LILY COLE

okay, it just so happens that is an awesome picture of lily cole. i bet you're going like "wtf since when bek's taste so horrible, putting lily cole at the very bottom". that's because...

IN REAL LIFE, LILY COLE IS A FREAK OF NATURE.

she is very very very very extremely gorgeous in pictures. but in real life, i know i would SO make fun of her (if she weren't rich and famous, that is =_=)

like her face very small lips very odd (reminds me of prunes) eyes overly big for teeny tiny face...

but still hot la. owned quite alot of people to get to number 10.

9. JOSS STONE

now, as i said with Lily Cole, she only looks good in pictures.

Joss Stone takes decently poor pictures (which are still quite good tho =_=) but i bet you anything she will be super hot in real life.

super hot.

she's like REAL, not some photoshop barbie.

but because i cannot prove this, i put her at number 9.

WHO ASK YOU, JOSS STONE, TO NOT BE FRIENDS WITH ME ??

8. AVRIL LAVIGNE

STOP LAUGHING AT ME !

avril is actually hot okay look at that picture.

just that she acts like a total twat, but once you look past her 4-chord riffs and poser sk8er skillZ, she is actually pretty with very nice body. though i do not like her nose, it is too ang mo for my asian self.

7. BRITNEY SPEARS

...at least, britney back in The Day.

there is no way to deny it... Britney back in The Day was the sexiest hottest gorgeoustest person ever. sure she sounds like a particularly musical goat when she sings, but she is SUPER HOT. she had this flawless body and very pretty face (but once more i do not like the overly ang mo nose) and like WOW.

but Britney in ToDay is quite scary.

and by "quite scary" i mean "the stuff of nightmares."

6. KATE MOSS

kate moss is hot.

well her face looks a little retarded like kinda squashy but SHE IS HOT.

that is all that needs to be said.

on an irrelevant note, terry is saying that if he was a girl, he'd be the hottest girl on my list. he would have super big boobs but be incredibly hairy and would model bikinis without waxing.

THANK GOD HE GOT THE Y CHROMOSOME.

5. KARI BYRON

aka, the girl in mythbusters. you've probably no idea who she is or ever noticed her, so go watch something educational and you shall see what i mean. (tho she looks very slutty and pornstar in that picture =_= it was the only nice one of her on the net)

4. LINDSAY LOHAN

i will stand by my belief that lindsay lohan is one of the hottest, aweseomest people on the face of the earth.

I LOVE YOU LINDSAY, YOU COULD CHANGE MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE.

ahem.

i also love her more for turning down to do her mother's reality tv show. see, the girl does have a brain.

LINDSAY, MARRY ME PLEASE.

3. ANNE HATHAWAY

okay anne hathaway not so much hot as excruciatingly pretty.

people like her make me want to cry myself to sleep every night. she's got nice body VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY pretty face (not just in photographs) and just like joss stone, she's Real.

ugh i hope her face gets hit by a comet.

2. MILLA JOVOVICH

i thought milla jovovich was the ugliest piece of shit in the fashion industry EVER when i first saw her in her MNG ad campaigns with the weird boxy hair and ugly (sorry mng =S ILY!!) clothes.

then i saw her in The Fifth Element (on request of terry, who thinks i have her body type eheh) and was like WALAO QUITE HOT QUITE HOT. she really is.

1. OLGA KURYLENKO

go watch hitman.

its one of the crappiest movies i've ever watched, but olga kurylenko is smoking hot there.

not just smoking but the kind of hot that makes ice turn to steam in 0.0000025 seconds.

she's actually some model girl who.. does alot of nude posing ?

=_= no i dont mean pornstar i actually mean nude posing. but, heh if you're as hot as her, you could practically walk around naked.

i bet you thought i made that up name up lol... "olga kurylenko".

used to think olga was a name for only the ugliest of the ugly but i have been proven wrong.

in all honesty i am a little bias =_=

i have received compliments saying i resemble / remind people of 6 out of my top 10.

what to do? i like my face, how ler. (actually my face is now green cos i am super jealous)

(note: A SUPER POST STARING KUNGFU MASTERS WILL BE COMING UP ONCE I HAVE THE TIME, COMPLETE WITH PICTURES THAT TOOK AGES TO GET. SO KEEP CHECKING BACK !)

okay that caught me off guard =_=

2008-05-07T20:12:00.004+08:00

aaand before i knew it, my minimum 5-comments requirement had been met.

...but i had nothing prepared to post.

seriously i was expecting everyone to ignore the requirement.

next thing i know, emma's like "oh i commented on your blog."

EMMA.

commented.

that's how effective my comment quota is.

even karen bothered to comment and azz reappeared from his disappearance to tell me about how he was trying desperately to be like a famous singaporean ahlian.

I CAN BE XIAXUE TOO!!

XOXO ISOCUTE!

kmk x da apa2 utk "say".

2008-05-05T15:41:00.005+08:00

presenting the All Half Kelabit Debate Team.

a-hyuk-a.

Our PM with her army uniform and vicious german shepherd, our VPM in her journalist vest with relentless musang of chaos and mass destruction, and our first-aid whip armed with. well. whip. and goldfish of horror.

...

yeah thats why we lost.

you shaddap you.

and now for a narcissistic moment...

in fact, i am so vain, i will now make up for what vanity the other two lack.

...actually i just didnt have enough photos of my face.

make me sad =_=

NEVAMIND, I STILL CAN PASS FOR EMMA

-flashes smile-

blogs id genuinely like to read.

2008-05-02T22:40:00.005+08:00

(thought some other entry was supposed to be here? you thought right. nyanya.)

-The blog of some celebrity's teenager.

ie: Lindsay Lohan's 15 year old emo daughter, Dobbinson Fishnet

So i was like omg mom you did NOt just get me a prada handbag!! everyone knows prada is SOOOOooo 25 seconds ago!! YOURE RUINING MY LIFE.

then i went into my room and i was like gonna start cryin then like i realized my eyeliner would flow into a river of black and flood the house just like last night, when i started crying cos my pink Gucci wedges with the straps were demanding they be freed and that just really SPOKE to me, yknow?

so i like called Shabalabadingdong and she was all "OMG DOBBY!" and i was "OMG SHABALABADINGDONG!" so we liked talked and shabalaba was "ARE YOU LIKE GOING TO MOOMAN'S PARTY TONIGHT?" and i was like, "cantssors :(" so she was like "WTF NOT ???" and i was "my moms going clubbing tonight so i got to stay home" and she was "HAYEL NO BIATCH AH M SNEAKINK YOU OUT LOLS~!!"

later that night, i snuck past my 29 security guards. i think that papparazi guy took my picture.. hope mom doesnt see....

would be such a fun read, seriously.

-The blog of a sadistic serial killer.

...and as i skewered his eye, he pleaded for me to stop. i bent over and licked up the blood and asked him why. he said because it hurt.

i then chopped off his toes and boiled his feet in saltwater.

-The blog of the clinically insane.

I KEPT TELLING THEM THE CHICKEN WAS IN THE ROOM BUT THEY WOULDNT LISTEN WHY WONT ANYONE LISTEN TO ME.
...oh shit.
its here again.

PLEASE SOMEBODY ANYBODY THIS IS MY ONLY HOPE.
PLEASE HELP
ITS BREAKING IN AS WE SPEAK
PLEASE. FIND THE CLEAVER.
FIND THE CLEAV

i scare myself with my choice of reading material =_=

-The blog of a cartoon character.

buttercup still doesnt know it was me who set up that deadly trap of instant deadly death. and blossom has no idea how her top secret plans werent so secret after all. tomorrow, i infiltrate the basement, and our plan shall be complete.
xoxo -BUBBLES S2 MOJO

ahahahahahaa.

-The blog of Barney.

i dont really love you

DONG KNO WTF I IZ BLOGGIN BOUT OSO LOLZZZZ

2008-05-01T20:40:00.003+08:00

=_=

=.=

-_-

-.-

i jez bot relleh cheep cheep (like the bird! CHEEEP cHEEEEP -flies into glass door and breaks neck then becomes paraplegic and forced to live out rest of life as mini ostrich-) stuffZ at FOS LOLZ!!

but ah iz actually damn the poor.

but mah mommeh iz not.

so now i have

cheep cheep

stuff.

but it iz SUPA KOOL oka.

=_=

=.=

-_-

-.-

got spotted hoodie in COLORZ OF THE RAINBOWZ (teh spotZ) (r colored) (laike th rainbowZ) (laike nu-age joseph) (joseph and hoodie ofz technicolor supacool spotZ lolz) (appearin in broadway next month !~!) and oso got the enamel bottle thing with the GLOBE on it to SUPPORT THE CAUSE OF FIGHTin destruction of our planetZ. tho i think fos is actually BS-ing when they say buyin the bottle helps in any way. gayness right? let us march and STORM THE FORT !!

least itz pretteh lolZ

wrong names people keep calling my ipod touch...

emma: itouch.

she iz perverted molester person who violate me with her foot

=_=

=.=

-_-

-.-

terry: ipod shuffle

WTF . WHEREGOT SO CHEAP AND UGLEH

dad: "camera"

i dowan komen on this

mom: ithing

she iz super creative !!!

lilla: bobcharlie

she haz a dealZ goink on wit mah dadZ LOLZ

ah fook yeo ai gude: izen

the teaming up of apple and creative... walao this would make me so happy seriously.

me: mypod

becoz ah M funneh

newa-wa-wa-wayz

i went debate.

...

i lost.

T_t

SAD LIKE A CRUCIFIED MINI OSTRICH

seriously i bet now everyone thinks we suck to the max.

i am damn pro.

seriously.

like at swinburne.

i was

this

close to kicking morgans ass and getting his second best speaker award

but because i am

MODEST =D

and

HUMBLE =D

i realized that there is more to life than stealing awards from the needy

(HAHAH MORGAN IS NEEDY)

(oka so maybe no but you shaddap you -waves nearby unintimidating object intimidatingly-)

as i was sayin.

ya we lost at interschool debate.

SO SAD LIKE AKON.

NO.

SADDER.

I BLAME JOEL.

seriously ah kno ah iz pro at debate

but now everyone mush teenk ah sukZ

T_t

tees post was posted becoz ah dowan leev blog een neglect

but ah oso hv narteeng to say.

=_=

=.=

-_-

-.-

o and i want to introduce my new range of see foo smileys

--------_--------

that is see foo.

see foo is super cool with super long sepet eyes

--------_--------

when see foo cry,

he cry laike diZ.... +.+

when see foo LAIKE~........

see foo look laike diZ ~.~

HAHAH

SUPA CUTE RAIGHT?

BEST HORNY SMILEY EVA

~.~

I LUV SEE FOO!!

EVERYONE SHUD JOIN MAH SEE FOO SOCIETY LOLZ

SERIOUSLY.

mishlogs...

2008-04-21T15:26:00.004+08:00

Session Start: Thursday, January 31, 2008
kill¾bek_ah ('.') (dawww_n@hotmail.com)
meeesh (michilli_cam@hotmail.com)
(10:35 PM) mish: hi
(10:35 PM) mish: fucking poser
(10:35 PM) mish: lol
(10:42 PM) kill¾bek_ah ('.') has changed his/her status to Idle

HAHAH.
nice try, mameron.

here are some of my favorite bits of my convos with mish!!only for the month of december07 lol

bek&mish on names....
(3:55 PM) kill%bek_ah: what about bekah.
(3:56 PM) mish: sanbd
(3:56 PM) mish: sand
(3:56 PM) kill%bek_ah: sand ?
(3:56 PM) kill%bek_ah: LOL
(3:56 PM) kill%bek_ah: im thinking of that
(3:56 PM) mish: like that sand dude
(3:56 PM) kill%bek_ah: badguy from spiderman
(3:56 PM) mish: in spiderman
(3:56 PM) mish: yeah
(3:56 PM) mish: LOL
(3:56 PM) kill%bek_ah: LOL
(3:56 PM) kill%bek_ah: he is
(3:56 PM) kill%bek_ah: not
(3:56 PM) kill%bek_ah: a bekah
(3:56 PM) kill%bek_ah: LOL
(3:56 PM) kill%bek_ah: like
(3:56 PM) mish: yes he is
(3:56 PM) mish: LOL
(3:56 PM) mish: its like
(3:56 PM) kill%bek_ah: STOP SANDING PEOPLE, BEKAH
(3:56 PM) mish: BEKAHHHHHHHHh
(3:56 PM) kill%bek_ah: LOL
(3:56 PM) kill%bek_ah: no
(3:56 PM) mish: coming mom =.=
(3:56 PM) mish: and like
(3:56 PM) mish: *sands away

(3:57 PM) kill%bek_ah: bekah is a nice name to
(3:57 PM) kill%bek_ah: nag to
(3:57 PM) kill%bek_ah: = =
(3:57 PM) kill%bek_ah: like
(3:57 PM) mish: yea
(3:57 PM) mish: lol
(3:57 PM) kill%bek_ah: BEKAAAAAAAH
(3:57 PM) mish: bek is like a duck
(3:57 PM) Transfer of "Amy Winehouse - Rehab (Hot Chip Remix).mp3" is complete.
(3:57 PM) mish: cause it sounds like a quack
(3:57 PM) kill%bek_ah: yes LOL
(3:57 PM) kill%bek_ah: bekbekbekbekbekbek
(3:57 PM) kill%bek_ah: hui said it reminded her of
(3:57 PM) mish: LOL
(3:57 PM) kill%bek_ah: a small woodland bird kinda
(3:57 PM) kill%bek_ah: the retarded type
(3:57 PM) mish: yeah
(3:58 PM) kill%bek_ah: that walks up to you
(3:58 PM) mish: pecking things
(3:58 PM) kill%bek_ah: and pecks your shoe
(3:58 PM) mish: lol
(3:58 PM) kill%bek_ah: and gets trodden on
(3:58 PM) kill%bek_ah: and is like
(3:58 PM) mish: and kicked
(3:58 PM) mish: LOL
(3:58 PM) kill%bek_ah: BEKK !@@
(3:58 PM) mish: like
(3:58 PM) mish: when you kick it
(3:58 PM) kill%bek_ah: when you step on it
(3:58 PM) mish: its like
(3:58 PM) mish: QUEK
(3:58 PM) mish: BEK
(3:58 PM) kill%bek_ah: then it hides behind a rock
(3:58 PM) kill%bek_ah: and glares at you
(3:58 PM) kill%bek_ah: and goes
(3:58 PM) kill%bek_ah: bekkkk
(3:58 PM) kill%bek_ah: -menacing-
(3:58 PM) mish: yea LOL

bek&mish on fate....
(4:55 PM) mish: you know im really annoyed with my fringe
(4:55 PM) mish: the guy cut it so cacat
(4:55 PM) mish: now I look pena
(4:55 PM) mish: penan
(4:55 PM) kill%bek_ah: lol
(4:55 PM) kill%bek_ah: now you
(4:55 PM) kill%bek_ah: know my
(4:55 PM) kill%bek_ah: frustration
(4:55 PM) kill%bek_ah: =/
(4:55 PM) mish: did i tell you that time you got the penan hair
(4:55 PM) mish: i was gonna buy you a blow pipe for christmas
(4:55 PM) mish: lol
(4:55 PM) mish: LOL

wtf bek =_=
(3:05 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: LOL JIM CAREY ACTING AS
(3:05 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: DINOSAUR
(3:05 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: SPAZZED LOL
(3:06 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: LOL
(3:06 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: "wheres the roast beef?"
"roast beef ? -confused-"
"YES ROAST BEEF IT IS THE SWEEDISH TERM FOR BEEFTHAT HAS BEEN ROASTED"

bek&mish on a youtube video where ang mo girls poledanced on the subway in NYC.....
(3:45 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: LOL yes
(3:46 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: "we missed our stop 6 stops ago "
(3:46 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: LAUGHED
(3:46 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: HAHAH
(3:46 AM) mish: lol
(3:46 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: did you watch til the end ?
(3:46 AM) mish: yeah
(3:46 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: LOL.
(3:46 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: serioulsy
(3:46 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: goddamn
(3:47 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: if you did that in kl subway
(3:47 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: prolly end up
(3:47 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: jailed
(3:47 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: LOL
(3:47 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: YOU TURNED ON A MALAY GUY
(3:47 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: NONONONONONONONO
(3:47 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: -jailed-
(3:47 AM) mish: LOL
(3:47 AM) mish: IMAGINE IF YOU POLE DANCED
(3:47 AM) mish: WITH A TUDONG
(3:48 AM) mish: LOL
(3:48 AM) mish: AND BAJU KURUNG
(3:48 AM) mish: AHHAAHAH

(3:48 AM) mish: BUT FUNNY LOL
(3:48 AM) mish: END UP ON CNN LOL
(3:48 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: LOL
(3:48 AM) mish: "MUSLIM WOMAN POLE DANCES IN PUBLIC MRT "
(3:48 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: OMG IM THINKING LIKE THOSE
(3:48 AM) mish: LOL
(3:48 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: TALIBAN WOMEN
(3:48 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: WITH THE
(3:48 AM) mish: YES LOL
(3:48 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: LITTLE HOLE FOR EYES
(3:48 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: TRYING TO BE SEXY
(3:48 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: AND CB CANT TELL WHERE THEIR BODY STARTS
(3:48 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: LIKE
(3:49 AM) mish: YES
(3:49 AM) mish: LOL
(3:49 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: SHE'LL HAVE TO ANNOUNCE TO PEOPLE
(3:49 AM) mish: LIKE A GHOST ON ACID
(3:49 AM) mish: LOL
(3:49 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: 'i am upside down now'
(3:49 AM) mish: CANT EVEN SEE THE OPILE
(3:49 AM) mish: LOLOLOLOL
(3:49 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: 'now my hands are between my legs'
(3:49 AM) mish: LOL
(3:49 AM) mish: LOl
(3:49 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: LOL
(3:49 AM) mish: LOL

(3:50 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: hey
(3:50 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: we should do that
(3:50 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: LOL
(3:50 AM) mish: LOL
(3:50 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: like buy the stuff
(3:50 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: and noone can tell how badly we're doing it
(3:50 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: or who we are
(3:50 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: and like
(3:50 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: as soon as the stop comes
(3:50 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: we rush out and change out
(3:50 AM) mish: "muslim impersonators pole dance in public train"
(3:50 AM) mish: LOL
(3:50 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: so that we dont end up in major trouble
(3:50 AM) mish: OH
(3:50 AM) mish: LOL
(3:50 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: etc
(3:50 AM) mish: YEAH LOL
(3:50 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: LOL.
(3:50 AM) mish: LOL
(3:50 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: like underneath normal clothes and stuff
(3:50 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: but everyone thinks
(3:50 AM) kill%bek_ah i fi: LOL TALIBAN POLEDANCERS LOL
(3:50 AM) mish: LOL
(3:51 AM) mish: CNN seriously

bek&mish's "deep moment".......
(5:17 PM) kill%bek_ah: When I see a couple of kids
And guess he's fucking her and she's
Taking pills or wearing a diaphragm,
I know this is paradise

Everyone old has dreamed of all their lives -
Bonds and gestures pushed to one side
Like an outdated combine harvester,
And everyone young going down the long slide

To happiness, endlessly. I wonder if
Anyone looked at me, forty years back,
And thought, That'll be the life;
No God anymore, or sweating in the dark

About hell and that, or having to hide
What you think of the priest. He
And his lot will all go down the long slide
Like free bloody birds. And immediately

Rather than words comes the thought
of high windows;
The sun-comprehending glass,
And beyond it, the deep blue air, that shows
Nothing, and is nowhere, and is endless.

-Larkin
(5:19 PM) mish: deep
(5:19 PM) mish: ._.
(5:19 PM) kill%bek_ah: yeah

bek on gray makeup making her look likea zombie....
(3:50 PM) kill%bek_ah: the guy who did it was like
(3:50 PM) mish: why so random
(3:50 PM) kill%bek_ah: faggot lol
(3:50 PM) kill%bek_ah: like
(3:50 PM) mish: did she just grab your eyes and do i
(3:50 PM) kill%bek_ah: big gay al
(3:50 PM) mish: it
(3:50 PM) mish: or did you pay
(3:50 PM) mish: really lol
(3:50 PM) mish: was he fat
(3:50 PM) kill%bek_ah: um no grabbed eyes and did
(3:50 PM) kill%bek_ah: yes fat
(3:50 PM) kill%bek_ah: and i was like
(3:50 PM) kill%bek_ah: i dont think gray is my color -smother-
(3:50 PM) kill%bek_ah: then he stopped
(3:50 PM) kill%bek_ah: and was like.
(3:51 PM) kill%bek_ah: ...
(3:51 PM) kill%bek_ah: maybe green.
(3:51 PM) kill%bek_ah: AND I WAS
(3:51 PM) kill%bek_ah: LIKE
(3:51 PM) kill%bek_ah: MOTHER.
(3:51 PM) kill%bek_ah: FUCKER.

bek&mish on emoticons.....
(4:03 PM) kill%bek_ah: T______T
(4:04 PM) mish: Patience
(4:04 PM) kill%bek_ah: TwT
(4:04 PM) kill%bek_ah: thats lik
(4:04 PM) kill%bek_ah: e
(4:04 PM) kill%bek_ah: the worst form of t-t ever
(4:04 PM) kill%bek_ah: the w
(4:04 PM) kill%bek_ah: like
(4:04 PM) kill%bek_ah: wobbly mouth
(4:04 PM) kill%bek_ah: lOL
(4:04 PM) mish: LOL
(4:04 PM) mish: Tot
(4:04 PM) mish: TuT
(4:04 PM) mish: i like this one
(4:04 PM) kill%bek_ah: thats
(4:04 PM) mish: ;_;
(4:04 PM) kill%bek_ah: happy crying
(4:04 PM) kill%bek_ah: =_=
(4:04 PM) kill%bek_ah: the TuT
(4:04 PM) mish: ;_;
(4:04 PM) kill%bek_ah: LOL
(4:04 PM) mish: ;_;
(4:04 PM) kill%bek_ah: i love
(4:04 PM) kill%bek_ah: ._.
(4:04 PM) kill%bek_ah: and
(4:04 PM) kill%bek_ah: :0)
(4:04 PM) mish: yeah me too
(4:04 PM) mish: LOL
(4:04 PM) mish: ._.
(4:04 PM) mish: ._.
(4:05 PM) kill%bek_ah: i call it the
(4:05 PM) mish: <( '-' )>
(4:05 PM) kill%bek_ah: eep face
(4:05 PM) mish: <( '--' <)

(4:05 PM) mish: (>'--'<)

(4:05 PM) kill%bek_ah: LOL

(4:05 PM) kill%bek_ah: tamagotchi !!

LOVE YOU MAMERON S2

im feeling bitchy.

2008-04-21T00:05:00.004+08:00

i shall now proceed to layan my bitchy mood in full brutality.

if you know me, you'd know i hate alot of things. its nothing personal, seriously

1. I HATE HOW EVERYONE IS TMD IN LOVE WITH SPRING.

2. I HATE HOW "S2" IS CATCHING ON.

(S2 this S2 that lets name my blog S2 S2 S2 EVERYWHERE.

i do not want our S2 ending up like <3>

so STOP WHORING IT AROUND.)

3. I HATE HOW PEOPLE HAVE NICER CYBERSHOTS THAN BOBCHARLIE.

4. I HATE HOW CLAUDILLEA, who is skinny had same body type as me when she was younger the same girl whom i used to carry around, NOW HAS A BETTER BIKINI BODY (to be read as "has bigger boobs") THAN ME.

5. I HATE HOW STRANGERS ALWAYS ADD ME ON FACEBOOK / FRIENDSTER / MYSPACE

6. I AM SO ANNOYED AT HOW FEW HOURS THERE ARE IN A DAY AND HOW MANY OF THOSE HOURS ARE DEDICATED TO MOFO-ING TUITION.

7. I HATE HOW MY PHONE IS SO UGLY AND DECREPID.

8. I HATE HOW KAREN IS NOW STRONG AND STUFF COS THAT MEANS SHE WILL SOONER OR LATER END UP WITH SUPER HOT BAYWATCH BODY AND I WILL NEVER EVER GET ANY ATTENTION IF I GO OUT WITH HER.

9. I HATE HOW IF I WERE TO GO INTO DETAILED BITCHING ABOUT SOME OF THESE TOPICS, I'D GET POSTS BITCHING ABOUT ME AS WELL =_=

idiots ruining bitching for everyone.

10. my inner lodgian demands that number 10 go to this... I HATE TUNKU PUTRA KIDS.

11. I HATE HOW KUCHING NOW HAS FOS.

12. I HATE HOW I DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH CASH TO *AFFORD* SHOPPING AT FOS.

13. I HATE FACESHOP SALES ASSISTANTS

14. I HATE HOW I'VE ALREADY DEDICATED 5 POINTS TO SPRING-RELATED THINGS.

15. I HATE HOW I AM NOT PART OF ANAK ADI RURUM OR WHATEVER THEY ARE NOW CALLING THEMSELVES.

IM HALF KELABIT TOO

T_T

WHERE WAS I WHEN ALL THIS WAS BEING FORMED

IS IT COS IM UGLY LIKE THE KRAKEN

OR THAT I SING LIKE THE WOLF

...k its prolly the wolf singing.

BUT STILL.

AN INVITATION WOULDVE BEEN NICE.

16. I HATE HOW I NEVER HAVE TIME FOR ANYTHING ANYMORE.

17. I HATE HOW MUCH I HAVE TO MEMORIZE FOR MY SCHOOLWORK.

18. I HATE THAT I HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO MEMORIZE ALL THIS IN TIME FOR MY EXAMS WHICH ARE IN LIKE WHAT 3 WEEKS ?

19. I HATE JORDAN FOR HANDICAPPING OUR TEAM AT DEBATE, WHEN I SO BADLY WANTED TO GO AGAINST MORGAN AND LIKE SHOW HIM THAT REBEKAH CAN BE QUITE PRO.

(don't go home and cry now, acho. J00 wuz awsum pawsum for 1st timer)

20. I HATE HOW I GOT 5TH BEST SPEAKER PRIZE DAMMIT.

21. I HATED ST. MARY'S SOOOOO BADLY IN THEIR DEBATE AGAINST GREENROAD COS THEY HAD THE WORST ARGUMENT OF ALL TIME BUT STILL DID THE WHOLE "WE'RE BITCHIN~" THING LIKE WTF WTF ACCEPT DEFEAT PLEASE =_=

(no offense to sam lol. what ive noticed is that i tend to apologize only to those who dont know me so well. wtf take forgranted all my old friends LOl)

22. I HATE HOW WE ARE ALL SO DEPENDANT ON CARS.

23. I HATE HOW KUCHING/MALAYSIA'S PUBLIC TRANSPORT SYSTEMS ARE AS RELIABLE AS THE CHANCES OF FINDING TOMATOES GROWING IN MY TOILET.

24. I HATE HOW I TRIED SLEEPING WITHOUT MY AIRCONDITIONER LAST NIGHT TO MINIMIZE C02 EMISSIONS BUT I WOKE UP SWEATING.

25. I HATE GEORGE BUSH FOR NOT SIGNING THE KYOTO AGREEMENT THING. BITCH.

26. I HATE THAT I HAVE TO ENDURE 2 YEARS OF AWFUL SCIENCE STREAM WHEN I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO DO NEXT, AND THAT WOULD BE ENGLISH. NOT CALCULATING THE VELOCITY OF A SEAGULL FLAPPING ACROSS A CHURCH OR HOW MUCH HELIUM THERE IS IN MY PANT POCKET.

27. I HATE DANIELLE FOR NOT TELLING ME WHO SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT.

28. I HATE MY BACK. more accurately, the pimples on my back, though that sounds gross lol =_=

29. I HATE SCHOOL.

NO.

SERIOUSLY.

ITS NOT EVEN THE WHOLE

WAKING UP IN THE MORNING

OR THE

ENDURING WHACK TEACHERS

CRAPPY FOOD ANNOYING PEOPLE OR WHATEVER

ITS. THE LEARNING. THAT I HATE.

AND NOT JUST COS IM LAZY

OR STUPID

COS IM NOT (not stupid, i mean. we all know i am a lazy mofo =_=)

IT IS WHAT WE HAVE TO LEARN THAT REALLY

REALLY.

PISSES ME OFF.

30. I HATE IT THAT I'VE BEEN AT GOVT SCHOOL FOR LIKE WHAT 4 MONTHS NOW AND I'M STILL GETTING ALL THAT "SSSST SSSSST ORANG PUTIH!!!" CRAP. YES, I KNOW I AM SUPER PALE AND WHATEVER, GET OVER IT.

31. I HATE HOW THIS POST HAS A LACK OF PICTURES

32. I HATE HOW IT WILL MAKE MY BLOG LOOK BORING AND LACK OF PICTURE-Y

33. I HATE THAT I CAN'T JUST GO AND DO MY ENGLISH THING AT WHATEVER UNIVERSITY RIGHT NOW (i could cope k. i may talk like totally fuxxors online and speak in cb cb AZN way when i want to, by my english is actually ~~supa pro~~ really good) AND GO ON TO MAKE A LIVING STRAIGHT AWAY INSTEAD OF SLAVING AWAY FOR 2 YEARS LEARNING THINGS IM JUST GOING TO FORGET AND STRESSING MYSELF TO INSANITY OVER CHEMISTRY WHEN I KNOW I WILL END UP WRITING.

34. I HATE THAT I CANNOT DRAW

35. I HATE HOW I AM NOT ALREADY INCREDIBLY FAMOUS / BEING HAILED AS A TEENAGE PRODIGY.

36. I HATE HOW I AM ~~SHORT~~ VERTICALLY CHALLENGED.

IF I WAS TALL ID SO BE A MODEL RIGHT NOW K, YOU KNOW IT.

IM CB SKINNY AND MY FACE NOT THAT UGLY EXCEPT IT IS DAMN SMALL AND I HAVE MANYMANY FRECKLES LIKE THE ANTS OF THE ANTNEST, BUT THAT DOES NOT MATTER BECAUSE IF I WAS TALL I WOULD HAVE SUPA STUNNA TONED LEGS THAT STRETCH FOR MILES AND LOOK SUPER SEXY IN HEELS SO LIKE EVERY FASHION DESIGNER WOULD LOVE ME AND STUFF.

37. I HATE HOW MY FATFATFAT FACE HAS NO CHEEKBONES COS OTHERWISE IT WOULDNT MATTER IF I WAS VERTICALLY CHALLENGED BECAUSE I WOULD BE ABLE TO TAKE VERY NICE PICTURES.

38. I HATE HOW SHARON IS NOW SUPERLY PRETTY AND DAINTY AND REFINED AND TALL AND STUFF.

A FEW YEARS BACK I REMEMBER HER WITH THESE THIIIIICK GLASSES AND LIKE NOW SHES

SO STUNNING

ITS LIKE WALAO NOT FAIR WHEN AM I GOING TO SUDDENLY BECOME CB GORGEOUS TOO???

39. I HATE HOW DANIELLE IS TANNED AND TALL WITH NICE BODY AND STUFF AND CAN PLAY SPORTS.

(though i am consoled when i see her tan lines lol)

40. I HATE THAT ASHLEE SIMPSON AND PETE WENTZ ARE NOW ENGAGED.

41. I HATE AZZ FOR NEVER EMAILING ANYMORE

42. I HATE THIS WHITEHEAD THAT HAS BEEN ONTOP OF MY EYE FOR THE PAST 4 YEARS AND HAS SHOWN NO SIGNS OF GOING AWAY AND I CANNOT JUST PRESS IT OUT BECAUSE IT IS ONTOP OF MY EYE AT A VERY SENSITIVE AREA SO I HAVE TO JUST PUT UP WITH IT CB.

(i think if you have a lump on your face for over a year, its called a growth.

crap =_=)

43. I HATE MYSELF FOR BITING MY NAILS COS NOW THE NAIL BEDS ARE SUPER SHORT AND SUCKY AND MY NAILS ARE SO SOFT AND BENDY AND NOT NICE. I ALSO HATE MY TOENAILS FOR BEING SUPER UGLY AND SCRATCHY AND BRITTLE.

44. I HATE ME FOR BEING HAIRY. WASTE VALUABLE RESOURCES & MONEY ON VEET.

45. I HATE MY FEET FOR BEING SWEATY AT THE MOMENT WITHOUT REASON.

WHY THE HELL ARE MY FEET SWEATING NOW.

SERIOUSLY.

46. I HATE ZAT FOR HATING ME.

SERIOUSLY.

47. I HATE MY DAD FOR MAKING SONIA OBESE.

(sonia as in my dog btw)

48. I HATE HOW MY STOMACH IS FLABBY =_=

49. I HATE JONATHAN FOR NOT PAYING ME BACK MY CASH.

DAMMIT ASSHOLE ITS BEEN

YEAR

50. I HATE HOW EAIN HAS SUPER NICE CLOTHES HAIR ROOM AND INCREDIBLY NICE PICTURES T_T

51. I HATE HOW COLETTE DONG FLENG ME AFTA I LEAVE LODGE.

52. I HATE HUI MIAN FOR BITCHING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK.

YAH I LIKE YOU COS YOU IS SUPER FUN TO CHILLAX WITH AND ALWAYS NICE TO BITCH WITH YOU AND WE ALWAYS LAUGH SUPER RETARDED ABOUT EVERYTHING.

BUT YOU DO NOT BITCH ABOUT YOUR BITCHBUDDY K

THAT IS A LAW OF BITCHDOM.

BESIDES.

WHAT KINDA SHEET (lol) IS THIS....

"that rebekah always tries to pressure me to do bad stuff and be pai kia and im like nuuuuu im not into all that stuff -rolls eyes- ionno she thinks shes like sooooo cool wtf"

WHAAAAAAT ????

MOFO =_=

53. I HATE HOW SHARON NOW HAS THIS BITCHYKINDA POST ON HER BLOG SO PEOPLE WILL THINK IM JUST BITCHING COS SHARON BITCHED OR STHNG.

54. I HATE PEOPLE WHO READ MY BLOG AND DO NOT COMMENT.

YES.

AZZ.

KAREN.

YOU.

HATE.

55. I HATE EVERYONE WHO HAS BLOGS THAT HAVE MORE READERSHIP / COMMENTS THAN MINE.

56. I HATE MORGAN FOR NOT TELLING ME TO HOLD OUT FROM BUYING THE IPOD TOUCH FOR A LIIIIIITLE WHILE LONGER SO I COULD GET THE 32GB ONE.

THANK YOU MORGAN.

57. I HATE HOW NOONE EVER WANTS TO PLAY DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION WITH ME T_T

58. I HATE HOW I AM SO MESSY

59. I HATE MY HAIR.

60. I HATE EMMA BECAUSE I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING I HATE ABOUT HER.

61. I HATE MISH FOR NEVER UPDATING HER BLOG.

but on a tangent, i love her for that post she put in her old blog about ME. :D

62. I HATE MALAYSIA FOR BEING ONE OF THE LAST OPENLY RACIST COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD.

UGH.

k i am bored of bitching.

...

FOR NOW.

an apology & a warning.

2008-04-19T23:44:00.005+08:00

The Apology

K i'm sorry i haven't been updating and im sorry in advance for posting twice in a day (i hate it when i do this) but i REALLY REALLY don't have the time anymore. DAMN YOU, BEK'S INNER GEEK !!

The Warning

on an irrelevant note...

I AM SICK, SICK, SICK OF HEARING ALL THIS EMPTY TALK.

no, no-one bitched about me.

i am talking about.... Climate Change

bet you didn't see that one coming.

GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL

IT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

NOT TO SOME DISTANT GENERATION WE DON'T QUITE CARE ABOUT

in truth, we are all very selfish people. sure, we may talk about caring for our future greatgrandkids and ensuring they have a better world, but if a problem is affecting us, you can be sure we'll do more than just talk.

the strange thing is, people don't realize that it is affecting us.

our weather is going CRAZY.

there has NEVER BEEN a hurricane in Brazil before.

it has even been said that such a thing was impossible.

As mentioned in The Public Diary, there has been snow in Heathrow and ocean currents are going crazy.
The number of Category 4 and 5 hurricanes has almost doubled in the last 30 years.
Malaria has spread to higher altitudes in places like the Colombian Andes, 7,000 feet above sea level.
At least 279 species of plants and animals are already responding to global warming, moving closer to the poles.

Greenland's glaciers are melting into the sea twice as fast as previously believed.

But once more, we don't really care unless these things apply to us...

Miri will be gone in our lifetime, lost to the sea, if we do not take action RIGHT NOW.

These are not simply steps that we can do or should do but rather what we MUST do.

-USE LESS HOT WATER

-TURN OFF ELECTRONIC DEVICES YOU'RE NOT USING

-UNPLUG ELECTRONICS FROM THE WALL WHEN YOU'RE NOT USING THEM (yes, even when turned off, things like hairdryers, cell phone chargers and televisions use energy. In fact, the energy used to keep display clocks lit and memory chips working accounts for 5 percent of total domestic energy consumption and spews 18 million tons of carbon into the atmosphere every year)

-RECYCLE

-BUY RECYCLED PAPER

-PLANT A TREE(A single tree will absorb one ton of carbon dioxide over its lifetime. Shade provided by trees can also reduce your air conditioning bill by 10 to 15%)

-BUY LOCALLY GROWN & PRODUCED FOODS AS WELL AS EAT MORE FRESH FOOD RATHER THAN FROZEN

-EAT LESS MEAT (or, specifically, beef. Methane is the second most significant greenhouse gas and cows are one of the greatest methane emitters. Their grassy diet and multiple stomachs cause them to produce methane, which they exhale with every breath)

-REDUCE THE NUMBER OF MILES YOU DRIVE (carpool, walk, public transport...)

-AVOID PRODUCTS WITH ALOT OF PACKAGING

all we have done is talk.

we do school presentations on global warming, we know why its bad and that its happening, we know what we should and shouldn't do... and yet we do nothing.

i sent out a message today about global warming to a bunch of friends. one of the replies i got went along the lines of "why should i do anything? this is where the politicians come in, THEY should be the ones to start something."

this is malaysian mentality at its finest.

the rakyat won't change so the government won't change, and since the government isn't changing, the rakyat won't change either.

change has got to start somewhere with someone.

if we do our part and spread awareness as to how real the situation is, the government will eventually take action.

green energy sources, less deforestation, passing of laws...

all that will come if we do our part.

that same person also said "we're only one person, what could one person possibly do?"

the average american produces 7.5 tons of carbon dioxide. Not in his lifetime, however, but in a YEAR.

asuming this average american lives for an average 70 years... he would be producing 525 tons of carbon dioxide. and thats not including how much natural resources he uses up.

(take the ecological footprint quiz to figure out just how much you use up)

we cannot sit around talking any longer.

all hail photoshop.

2008-04-19T23:17:00.003+08:00

now everyone knows that Bek has sum supa awsum photoshop skillZ.
i have many trickZ up my photoshop sleeve, such as...

1. the ability to unleash my Inner European-
you'd never be able to guess im half AZN LOLZ
2. making my pictures super nice and ahlian artistic, complete with bug eyes (wtf) -
WATASHIWA SUPA NO KAWAII!!

(note the use of the word "no")

3. to give my short boyish hairstyles that uber nice overgrown-beatles-member princess 'do-
WOW. can you say diZney LOLZ??

4. To ward off all potential net predators
net predator: hey lets visit www.friendster.com/rebka and try to exploit her! (clicks) OMFG AAAAAAaaaaaaaaa (runs off into distance, gorging out eyes with his feet)

but when i use my awsum photoshop skillZ for evil...

you get this -

0_0

mads thinks shesa donut.

2008-04-09T12:01:00.003+08:00

i am sick so i have no school & too much time =_=
k ive been trying to get screenshots of her doing this for the past half hour but it is super hard to do ugh

go watch me against the music (above)
and you will see madonna thinking she is a donut.
seriously wtf ?
theres also this bit where she kinda sneaks up onto the wall opposite britney that reminds me of venom from spiderman.
=_=
very sexy, madonna, very sexy.

my father has the memory of a goldfish.

2008-04-08T17:24:00.004+08:00

dad: whats his name again ?
me: who?
dad: that bugger.
me: ...which bugger.
dad: the japanese one.. ajinomoto.
me: ........
you mean kiyoshi?
dad: yes, that bugger.

irrelevant but... i miss the way you said "serious, ah?" whenever i told you something really mundane.

you will never stop commenting.

2008-04-01T21:54:00.006+08:00

azz asked me to write an entry so interesting that he would be unable to stop commenting.
this would be that entry.

it is a well-known fact that the only thing that interests Azz is...
azz

He has a name that you could run a marathon on.
He was born on 22nd Feb 1992. It is said that sea levels rose a whole 2 meters due to the amount of tears shed that day.
His phone number was 0138209600. i cant be bothered to memorize the others.
He is a pisces, making him a triple fish. get it? salmon azzuddin + the double fish (pisces). ahaha. ha. ha. ok very funny right ? i should stop before you suffocate yourself with laughter.
PISCES:
"~~Imaginative and sensitive~~ gay
~~Compassionate and kind~~ effeminate
~~Selfless and unworldly~~ easily taken advantage of
~~Intuitive and sympathetic~~ good at guesswork, can relate to your troubles

On the dark side....
Escapist and idealistic
Secretive and vague
Weak-willed and easily led

LIKES
Solitude to dream in
Mystery in all its guises
Anything discarded to stay discarded (like underwear~ -eyebrow-)
The ridiculous (ME!)
like to get 'lost' (he is always lost =_=)

DISLIKES
the obvious (duh.)
being criticized
feeling all at sea about something (AZZ DISLIKES THE OCEAN??? :0 -shuns-)
know-it-alls (ME!)
pedantry"

i also looked up our compatibility...
"CAPRICORN - PISCES : Pisces will try to play a trick on Capricorn, because that’s their nature. But Capricorn is able to cope with practical jokes of his partner and he will play the main role in bed. Soon Pisces will be eager to follow him. Besides, Pisces are loving, sincere and can make Capricorn happy. These very different people supplement each other emotionally. Compatibility horoscope Capricorn gives a good prognosis for a relationship and marriage. "
yah i got the couples compatibility wtf.
what i find VERRRRRY annoying is how my horoscope assumes i am the male in the relationship.
mofo horoscope.
k back to azz

he likes Miley Cyrus, proving he...
a) has awful taste
b) is, indeed, gay

cos Miley is a damn man.

Azz likes drawing stars & is velly pro at singing.
He works in the movie business wtf wtf.
HE IS THE NICEST MALAY EVER. whooaaa racist.
this is his signature...
now you can forge his cheques.
...too bad he's poor.

LOL AH LUB J00 SAM

2008-03-24T17:19:00.003+08:00

http://purpledoi.blogspot.com, now THAT much more awesome cos it has my face :D

the one day in which creatures that refuse to die are embraced.

2008-03-24T16:57:00.003+08:00

beks: its easter day, just another day, i bet you didn't know it was easter.
see the bunny? its an easter bunny. not the sugarbun guy hopping in your yard.
EASTER IS UNDERRATED
EASTER IS FUN
EASTER HAS CHOCOLATE & TREASURE HUNTS
but why do we not like easter?
tell us colette, why do we not like easter?

colette: because, chocolate melts. DUHNDUHNDUHN

HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY!!
(yknow cos he rose from the dead & all that.
aha.
ha.
ha)

scents of life wtf lol

2008-03-23T14:29:00.003+08:00

my FOS hoodie smells of
smokeS
armani
passionfruit
cold spray
chocolate
brandy&coke
good times~

quickies.

2008-03-21T23:04:00.006+08:00

SATU: donotaskwhyiwasdownloadingavrillavignewtf, but i just downloaded Michelle Branch's I Can Save You disguised as Avril Lavigne's When You're Gone on limewire and this has re-kindled my S2 affair with michelle branch.

DUA: i cut my hair.

goodbye to my almost-hailey/paramore girl hair (tho it looks fugly in that picture. could be because *i* look fugly =_=)

hello to my almost-rihanna bob =_=
i quite like the bob lol. very chic and makes my clothes look more expensive ~ (wtf lol)
i love my hair straightened HEH NO MORE MORNING 'FRO.

TIGA: i am so in love with the C902.

well that and the N96 / samsung slides, but this one looks so much sexier/is more anorexically appealing than the N96 and has better features than the samsungs.

EMPAT:

What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced.

Overall, your true self is passionate and physical.

With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.

In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.

In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic.

What Do People Think Of Your Face?

not to be narcissistic, but...

2008-03-17T15:39:00.003+08:00

EHEH.
(and these were the bad shots ^^ )

i miss and

2008-03-16T14:26:00.003+08:00

awh karen just sent me the sweetest email ever T_T
so here is my reply i miss.

i miss
scheming with you on how i'm going to get to rainfest each year
lounging in your crocodile-infested pool while you sneakily unclasp my bikini
going 'clubbing' with you (i want another 5 seconds in soho LOL)
spazzing with you over, well, EVERYTHING
crankin dat souljah boy
hearing you puke in the shower
making you emo over horse-riding photos taken 94329752815312 years ago
being Bitch God
eating mud pie and making endless retarded videos
hearing about pink floyd concerts & listening to joni mitchell on mtv
KAREN

wtf i am perfect k ! =_=

2008-03-16T14:08:00.004+08:00

i just realized why i hate people bitching about me so much.
its not that they're my friends and i expect better from them blablabla ...because i don't. (that's cos they're my friends LOL).
if i were to go all "BITCHING IS BAD, WE SHOULDN'T BITCH", i would have alot more time on my hands to kill & lose a much-treasured venting ground. plus im good at bitching, i shouldn't waste my talent.
hence, me telling other people not to bitch would be damn hypocritical.

but when people bitch about me,
the thing that really gets me is that
they managed to find something wrong with me.

CB I AM PERFECT OK.
i am like the nicest person in the world
i am super kind and pretty as pie
i am damn intelligent (but since i am the nicest person in the world, i lower myself to your standards and go all ditzy)
i am a human anti-depressant and the funniest ditz ever
i am super good conversation and everyone in the world loves me

WTF IS THERE TO BITCH ABOUT ??

that is why i hate people bitching about me.
simply because it is uncalled for.
eheh.

admit it.
you know thats why you hate people bitching about you too.

damn you AZN genes !!

2008-03-15T21:23:00.006+08:00

That is all.

tantrum.

2008-03-13T13:01:00.006+08:00

IDONTWANTIDONTWANTIDONTWANTIDONTWANT
IDONTWANTIDONTWANTIDONTWANTIDONTWANTIDONTWANT
IDONTWANTIDONTWANTIDONTWANTIDONTWANTIDONTWANT
I DONT WANT
TO BE IN THE SCIENCE STREAM.

Theorum Ritchies... 3EH+B3K-U.BiTCH = InT3r3St

2008-03-11T17:53:00.006+08:00

i have formulated a new theorum that many a child shall learn in schools of the future (just like pythagora's theorum, only much more complex & useful & sexy. It is taken from the fact that, as stated before, 3 Eh's followed by a Bekah You Bitch will get my immediate interest.

3 x Energy x Hypotenus of random nearby remotely triangular thing (apply Pythagora's theorum here) + the sum of Birds in a nearby tree x mass of 3 Koalas - mass of the Universe.Brilliance of a Tonne of Candles when Heat is applied = Inertia x Time x mass of 3 Reticulated pythons + mass of 3 Saints.

anyway.

karen says:EH EH EH
karen says:
BEKAH YOU BITCH
karen says:
it happened again!

kill%bek_ah says:
LOL

karen says:
you know ryan goh?

kill%bek_ah says:
LOL
kill%bek_ah says:
LOL
kill%bek_ah says:
YES I KNOW
kill%bek_ah says:
RYAN GOH
kill%bek_ah says:
LOL

karen says:
he's in the school next to me

kill%bek_ah says:
LOL

karen says:
and like

kill%bek_ah says:
IM SPAZZING NOW SORRY
kill%bek_ah says:
LOL

karen says:
SHADDAP
karen says:
LEMME TELL THE STORY

kill%bek_ah says:
FINE
kill%bek_ah says:
-sulk-

karen says:
ok
karen says:
like
karen says:
hes in the boys school next to mine
karen says:
and like
karen says:
he was chatting to my friend
karen says:
and she was like
karen says:
(repeat)
karen says:
you know karen
karen says:
ryan: yea she friends with rebekah ritchie -.-
karen says:
AIYAH YOU MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE

walao i am so famous -eyes sparkle like sparklers-

of english.

2008-03-11T16:02:00.006+08:00

Pointless english phrases...

1. "Guess what?"

Usually used to start a conversation, this leaves me with about 3215630182769870 possible answers and endless combinations.
Karen: OMG BEKAH GUESS WHAT ?
Me: A TOUR OF SOUP CANS COLLAPSED ON YOU.
Karen: No =_=
Me: You found the last living dodo bird?
Karen: NOO.
Me: i give up. what? (which is, inevitably, ALWAYS the answer to this question.)
Karen: i burped. HEE HEE.
(note :as much as i wish accounts like the above were fictional, they have happened with karen many times before)

2. "can i ask you a question?"

no you can't, and i didn't give you permission to ask that first question so take it back.

3. "I couldn't agree more"

as opposed to agreeing less.

4. "Honestly" / "To tell you the truth" / "Honestly speaking" (reminiscent of a certain form 3 science teacher) / "To be honest with you"

which implies that anything said prior to this was a complete fabrication.

5. "seriously? / "really?"

no. i like wasting my breath rambling on about something only to have it taper off into nothing.

6. "YOU KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED?" / "DID YOU JUST SEE/HEAR THAT?"

no i don't, and i presume that you know that i don't know as well, seeing as how you're about to tell me anyway
no i didn't, i tend to not pay any attention whatsoever to what is going on around me. do recount everything for me.

7. "not really"

me: do you want to see your fat, hairy neighbour raping your sister in a funny hat?
you: not really.
=_=
the correct answer would be... "NO."

8. "nothing"

me: what are you doing
you: nothing.
everyone is continually doing something.
(though if you are an ass and would like to be able to shut me up, you may answer "nothing i am aware of")

9. "has your ride come yet?" / "has our bus come already?" / "haven't you left yet?"

you: haven't you left yet?
me: yes i have. there is a warp in the space-time continuem that is misleading you to believe that i am still here.

10. "are you sleeping?"

yes, i am fast asleep at the moment.

11. "did you cut your hair?

No, it’s Autumn and I’m shedding. -bodicea

12. "i mean" / "i meant" (when used without asking what is meant)

i know damn well what you meant.

13. "hahaha. that's funny."

i mistook your laughter for a sorrow-filled lament / impersonation of my aunt in a blender / recital of the national anthem, thank you for clearing that up for me.

14. "up to you"

me: when shall we meet?
you: up to you.
CB CB CB I HATE THIS.
by asking you to decide on when/what/who/how/WHATEVER, i have passed it on to YOU to decide, probably because i do not wish to decide myself.

some credit to bodicea, whose post on this topic got me started.

a moment like this.

2008-03-11T14:46:00.004+08:00

Lilla: Bek's a nurse.
Bryan: What about Bek's anus ..?

Bless you Bryan.

any convo that begins with 'eh eh eh bekah you bitch' will immediately get my interest.

2008-03-09T12:34:00.005+08:00

karen says:
EH EH EH
karen says:
BEKAH YOU BITCH

karen says:
ashley asks him
karen says:
"do you know karen?"
karen says:
and like
karen says:
so when ashley asks "do you know karen?"
karen says:
YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAYS

kill%bek_ah says:
..
kill%bek_ah says:
no

karen says:
"owh yea shes bekah's friend"
karen says:
WALAU

kill%bek_ah says:
AHAHAHAH
kill%bek_ah says:
I
kill%bek_ah says:
AM
kill%bek_ah says:
SPAZZING
kill%bek_ah says:
LOL

things like this make me miss you so bad, silly. s2!!

ok ok

2008-03-09T12:06:00.003+08:00

yes i know posting song lyrics is "velly the cibai" but i MUST MUST post the lyrics to this song. like WALAAO VELLY THE MEANINGFUL and it sPEAKS TO ME. ok i stop being "velly the cibai" now and just post the damn lyrics to get this over with =_=

It's been five years since I've seen her face,
She's the holy ghost lost without a trace,
And now were left with the 'what ifs'.

It's been five years since she left for LA,
She's an angel with a dirty face,
And it seems to me
she's a casuality of all the pressure
that we put on her,
And now we've lost her for good.

It's such a shame shame shame (though i heard "sad sad shame" in the song lol)
That our homecoming queen
Was a lot like you and a lot like me,
And she never walked on water
Guess no one really saw her.

She was so adored by everyone,
When it came to looks she was next to none,
But loved partying and having too much fun.

Then she hooked up with the wrong someone,
And he promised everything under the sun,
And it seems to me
She's a casuality of all the pressure
That he put on her
And now we've lost her for good.

It's such a shame shame shame
That our homecoming queen
Was a lot like you and a lot like me,
And she never walked on water
Cause no one really saw her

It's such a shame shame shame
That our homecoming queen
Had a lot to prove and so many to please,
She's just somebody's daughter
Just looking for somebody to love her

Well I never knew you
Wish I could've saved you
From losers that drained you
Before you got strung out.

With so much potential
How could you let us down?

It's such a shame shame shame
That our homecoming queen
Was a lot like you and a lot like me,
And she never walked on water
Cause no one really saw her.

Shame shame shame
That our homecoming queen
Had a lot to prove and so many to please,
She's just somebody's daughter
Just looking for somebody to love her.

She's just somebody's daughter
Just looking for somebody to love her.

i velly kepoh =_=

2008-03-08T15:04:00.003+08:00

i wasn't actually tagged to do this but i think it sounds fun so here i go !

1. Pick up the nearest book.
2. Open it at page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence/phrase.
4. Blog the next four sentences/phrases together with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig your shelves for that very special or intellectual book.
~~6. Pass it forward to six friends.~~ (i am lazy)

My nearest book is Skin by Roald Dahl and the next four sentences from the book will appear in bold.

There once lived a young male surgeon and a girl named William Haddock, who was his sister. From this, we may infer that the young surgeon - being named by the same parents who had decided that William Haddock was the best name for their baby daughter - was named something like Jessica or Mary Haddock. We shall assume that he was named Eliza.

One day, Eliza and William decided to visit the circus. They were extremely bland people so they wore extremely bland clothing. At the circus entrance was a sinister-looking clown and an elephant. Due to the extremely bland apparrel of Eliza and William, neither of them took any notice of the young surgeon and the sister. They continued discussing as to how they intended to murder the ring master.

"We should use the cannons!" cried the clown.
"HONK." went the elephant (the animal had a cold).
"If anyone is listening to us now, we would have to kill them!" exclaimed the clown, conveneniently allowing the author to find a way to link the story to the upcoming sentence.
"HONK." said the elephant once more, as the author cursed the five lines of the book for being so difficult to blog about.

Eliza and William immediately realized that they were in grave danger. In order to be more inconspicuous, Eliza took out two surgical masks from his pocket, passing one to William. They put them on and snuck away sneakily.

"HARK." cried the clown, as he was themedieval sort. "WHO GOES THERE?"
Eliza and William stopped sneaking away sneakily and stood very still, in hopes that they would not be spotted. This was a futile sort of thing to do as they were not behind anything.

"Remove your masks!" ordered the clown, while the elephant saxophoned away in the background, unable to trumpet because of its cold.

They did as they were told. The sister was about twenty-eight years old, and now that she had removed her mask she appeared as an extremely attractive young lady.

"Who are you?" called the clown, whilst the elephant continued to sound off something similar to the early work of Kenny G.

"We are assasins," said Eliza. "We have been informed that there may be work for us here."

The clown grinned menacingly, as all clowns tend to look menacing when they grin. For all Eliza and William knew, it may have been a friendly and warm smile.

"In that case, it would be a shame to kill you as we had originally planned. Well, you have been rightly informed," said the clown. "What would you require?"

"That piece of straw over there, by the bale of hay," replied William, who was quite useless at thinking on her feet.

The clown picked up the piece of straw. "This?" he asked, sceptically. "How would you know if this would work?"

"It's easy enough to test it," William Haddock said. "See if it cuts glass." At that moment, Eliza knew that they would be as good as dead if he continued to let William talk.

"Any kind of specific glass?" asked the clown, still looking sceptical.

"Frosted glass," said Eliza very quickly, as William had already opened her mouth to say something undoubtedly fatal. "It must be frosted glass of an operating-room. I happen to have the keys to one. Always useful when testing straw."

In his Volkswagon, the clown drove them over to the hospital which Eliza worked at. It was surprisingly roomy in the Volkswagon, even the elephant managed to get in. Eliza said something to his reciptionist, led them to the operating-room and unlocked the door. Together they crossed over to the frosted-glass window of the operating-room. At that moment, acting on the phone call of the hospital's receptionist, the police barged in from a back door in the operating room which the architect had thrown in on a whim. The clown and the elephant were arrested, though the police had slight difficulty with the elephant. Eliza and William then returned to the circus to watch the show minus one clown and an elephant, hence ending a pointless story.

reviewing the structure of dna.

2008-03-08T13:59:00.008+08:00

that title may mislead you into thinking that i am actually incredibly smart and am about to make a great scientific discovery. if so, you are wrong.

http://mmm-yummy.blogspot.com, the much-awaited blog of funky hat (call her danielle if you must -rolls eyes dramatically-), also known as dna-i (thanks to a typo gone right) is a very good blog which i shall award a whole (or rather un-whole =_=) 7.5/10 of my very hard-to-get stars, as i am a Stingy Starmiser.

called the public diary (which i find a very nice title) and with a banner picture of very pretty fireworks, taken by funky hat herself, it is one of the few well-written blogs of my friends (lol =_=). by well-written i mean dani actually bothers to use proper, legible, understandable english (CORRECT SPELLING LAGI WITHOUT ROJAK ENGLISH WAAAA SEHH). it also helps that she doesnt use ugly and/or generic-attempting-to-be-unique templates that blind and annoy (yes i am a hypocritical bitch. i apologize).

an additional plus is that she has (bad =_=) pictures of my gorgeous
(ie: wtf lol)
face plastered all over her march archives!!

her pictures are well taken
(ie: )
and not blur and pointless (once more i am being a hypocritical bitch but whatever) though i do not like her font as it is tiny and makes me want to skip large chunks of text. her layout, although not blinding and ugly, is too plain (there is no way to win) and her entry on weird dreams sounds a little too emo for my liking (ie: I AM DEEP AND THAT DUSTBUNNY IN THE CORNER OF MY ROOM HOLDS THE MEANING OF LIFE OH WOE IS ME).

however, she is actually funny...

it isn't one of those blogs that revolves almost entirely around school life, making it a boring read if you aren't part of their school, (http://www.lestersays.blogspot.com) or one of those blogs giving a play-by-play account of every single thing done in their day and is frequently updated (unlike EMMA'S). she doesnt talk like she's pretending to be someone shes not (AHEM.) or like she thinks she's so much better than you (AHEM.)

i need to wait and see if she can keep this up / how she goes on in order to give more stars but until then i give danielle my seal of approval for being one of those blogs that doesnt entirely piss me off. congratulations.

BRIBE ME WITH LOVE & COMMENTS IF YOU WANT YOUR BLOG REVIEWED TOO.

(note: grading is subjective as i am too lazy to think up a criteria to grade it with =_=)

what goes around comes around

2008-03-08T13:30:00.003+08:00

karma is a bitch.
i got drunk and kissed him on a road. it ended the best relationship of my life.
he got drunk and made out with her in a car. it ended a relationship.
keep your lips away from either booze or other lips. good things rarely come from mixing the two.

i would give anything to take it back.

OWNAGE.

2008-03-05T16:34:00.003+08:00

Once, at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli...
"I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease."
Disraeli replied,
"That all depends, Sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."

pwned.

regarding the lodge post...

2008-03-04T23:03:00.004+08:00

been hearing my blog entry got mentioned in the assembly.
its things like this that make me not want to blog.

another revelation: it turns out almost everyone in govt schools doesn't like lodge as lodge tends to constantly put others down and boast about themselves.

[to colette, related to that comment she sent.. firstly im talking about lodge in general
secondly " . " (its a fullstop in quotation marks just fyi, not some gay ASCII bunny or something)]

on this day in history..

2008-02-29T19:45:00.003+08:00

for a day that doesn't exist normally, it has been rather eventful.
three of these events are (got these off wikipedia. there's a whole list there)...

A Peruvian Boeing 737 crashing in the Andes, killing 123 people in 1996.
Hattie McDaniel becomes the first African American to win an Academy Award in 1940 for her role as Mammy in Gone With The Wind.
Christopher Columbus uses his knowledge of a lunar eclipse that night to convince Native Americans to provide him with supplies in 1504.

Also, leapling (what you call someone born on the 29th of February) Alice Olson (who was born February 29, 1896 in Nebraska) died on February 29 1988 on her 22nd birthday (she was 92 years old, but they had no leap year in 1900, so she had to wait until she was 8 to have a "real" birthday). The odds of this are about 1 in 2-3 million so there should be a few thousand around the world who experience this in their lifetimes.
That is pretty cool.

However, reading that has made me realize that being one in a million isn't that special =/
Alice was one in 3 million but she's still just part of a group of a thousand. if you were one in a million (im actually going to bother to try the math here. this will turn sour), you'd be a part of 3000++ (i. think. =S )

the day that doesn't exist.

2008-02-29T19:27:00.004+08:00

I MUST POST WHILE IT IS STILL TODAY FOR I SHALL NEVER GET TO POST ON THIS DAY AGAIN FOR ANOTHER 4 YEARS.
wo wo wo.
eventful or what ?
well not really seeing as how i have nothing to say =_=

irrelevant: kenny sia linked to deliciously tacky making bekah ritchie extremely jealous.

also quite irrelevant, I MISS AZZUDDIN. AND IJAZ. yes i know ijaz is still in the same country but i dont see enough of his saggy bum.

:(

sorry for, once more, posting about things no-one really cares about. except for maybe azz. and ijaz. but ijaz doesnt read blogs.
on the topic of things you dont care about, i got a pink motorola w375.

differences between lodge & gapor.

2008-02-21T11:59:00.003+08:00

Something i have realized when going to gapor...
LODGE IS OVERRATED.
having been private-schooled all my life, i have been given the impression that government schools were these run-down, dillapidated buildings in which the teachers were more acurately 'ers' as they refused to teach and the students were deranged maniacs.
i've been in lodge since kindergarten up til form three. thats 12 years. i've been in gapor for two months and i am in love with it.

want to know what's different between SM ~~Sombong~~ Lodge & Stampin?
firstly, in stampin, extracurricular activities are ENCOURAGED. in lodge, its basically study, study, study. secondly, the classes. classes in lodge are twice as long as classes in gapor but gapor classes are x20 more efficient. admittedly, lodge has stricter disciplin (on certain grounds. on other grounds, gapor is more disciplined, surprisingly). thirdly, the assemblies. we have one every week, lodge has one every few months ? well i don't exactly like assemblies so this one is in favour of lodge. fourth, the classrooms. lodge has better facilities (airconditioning, wireless, fancy window things, tiled floors, lockers, standard desks with drawers... basically things i never really appreciated before) which i do miss but its no big deal. im not complaining 'cos now my education is FREE.

there are loads of differences, such as actually having to do school cleaning duty and getting to play sports in PE class.
but the main and most important difference is that THE PEOPLE IN GAPOR AREN'T STUCK UP.
oh i am so going to make enemies for this.

BEKNAMESTHRUTHEAGESOMG!!

2008-02-18T16:57:00.006+08:00

yes, another post you dont care about.
fun.

names i have been called...

Bekah
Bek
Beka (only een lol. shes too lazy to bother with the "H" sound)
Beks
Beck
Becky
Bekness (only azz says this)
Beckah (pronunced BECK-KAH)
BAAAAAYY-KEEEEEY (only siew yee and hui mian can get away with this. anyone else who tries this will be promptly slapped)
BeckMeister

Reb
Rebby (=_= silly siew yee)
Rebka (only by coke lol S2)
R0bka (emma's)

Web (Reb with a W =_= once more, Siew yee)
Webby (that girl gives me humliating, humiliating names)

Munchkin
Goat
Le Mao (we were 12 =/ )
Mosquito Queen (looking back, this was embarassing lOL)

Hakeber
HAH! Kay Bay (stress the "hah" and pause dramatically before the Kay)

RayBayKa (chinese name LOL)
Rue Faye Jia (chinese name 2 LOL i think it means flying house something ?)

Bitch (only to ijaz and azz. no one else)
Cher
Skeb (only with ~~Danielle~~ Funky Hat)
Aslow / Simba / Mufasa(?) (thank you ijaz =_=)
Bodoh (only azz gets to call me that)
Padawan (to rauth)
MP2 to the power of 12
Giusippi BekVonSiltch
Paramecium
Yawning Seacow (hui thinks of very creative similes =_=)

Ang Mo
Mat Salleh
Orang Putih (me not being tanned is the cause of great commotion to people)

Baobaobao (said really fast)
Baby Ba'o
Bird (only to my dad =_=)
Bird Ah-Bid-Gee (no idea how to spell that last bit. once more. ONLY MY DAD. )

Hommus Fattoush
Fat Ho (i feel flattered ~)
Dolga
Gimli (funny story LOL )

Pog
Pig Pog.
Pog. Pig Pog. (don't ask LOL)

Flat Rat
Balloon
Bitch God
Chasy

Related to being flat =_= :
Plank + 2 Thumbtacks
Airport Runway
Piece of Paper
Ironing Board
Mushroom
Spoon
2D (because i disappear if i turn sideways)

pointless entry CONCLUDED.

from the ipod

2008-02-17T09:12:00.003+08:00

I am writing this post from my iPod lol. I shall describe the experience.
I am lying on my side in order to feed off someone else's wireless and my arm is getting numb. I am not used to typing on a keyboard using a finger and my very-high-word-count words per minute typing skillZ are useless. make me sad only :(
my thumb which is carrying the iPod is starting to tire. my sexy screen is smudgy with fingerprints. I don't know what else to say.
and thus i cimplete yet another post you dont care about.
..
just wanted to rub it in that the iPod touch is the hottest mp3 player available in the market (fuck you non-conformists, the only thing you're conforming to is the best piece of technology in a VERY long time. its popular for a reason) and I HAVE ONE !!

i want money nanananananana

2008-02-17T01:15:00.004+08:00

this whole searching-for-new-phone-whilst-on-tight-budget affair is very annoying.
i think i shall get the motorola w220 because it looks better than everything else in that price range.
i should stop blogging about things like this because, well, nobody cares. =_=

a drop of bother.

2008-02-15T18:43:00.002+08:00

hi everybody im in trouble now.
dont message or call my phones been confiscated
... by my parents.

i am so turned off.

2008-02-15T15:45:00.006+08:00

i am warning you that the following post is somewhat explicit
(dont worry too much ive censored everything)
not for the religious or very young.

i just saw the edison cheng sex scandal pictures and those pictures were the biggest turnoff ever. i've seen sexier roadkill.
if you must, here's a link to all things disgustingly edison at the gutter post, but i am warning you, it is sick and not in a good way.

FIRST OFF, VINCY YEUNG.
i have a nicer ass and i am as flat as a board / airport runway / piece of paper / other really flat object. she looks prepubescent and all of 10. ...this coming from a 16 year old. feel the BURN.

nextly, i forgot her name. possibly vincy yeung again.
her name is irrelevant. LOL AT HER FACE !!
are they TRYING to look as unsexy as possible? because, if so, they are gifted.
(just so you know, compared to some of the other pictures i havent posted, these are pretty good lol. check the site mentioned above, but its not SFW and people under 18 / ...my age. we both know the warnings wont stop you LOL)

this goddess is rachel ngan. oh have i mentioned that all the girls here are celebrities ? LOL. wtf is she wearing. "i want to get laid tonight. INTO THE GRANNY PAJAMAS!!" edison concerns me.

finally, cecilia cheung, the hottest chinese person i have ever seen ...as long as she keeps her panties on.
a few posts back i ranted about how horrible pubes were. cecilia cheung proves my point (click the picture to see it uncensored. be warned for you will never see her as hot again). that girl has a FOREST between her legs.

final note, i don't understand why edison gets so much pussy.

if only esme read my blog...

2008-02-14T16:38:00.004+08:00

HAPPY VALENTINES !
So. A couple of weeks back, there was this thing to order some a rose for Valentine's. (10 bux a rose. She wasn't even in school to appreciate it =_= CB)
i decided to take out an order. What i wrote on the the card... "2 EMMA. i love u. i malu nak let u know nama i BUT I LOVE YOU! -X" (Or something like that. we were supposed to write our names but i navigated around that EHEH. i am pro)

She was at MSSM today so she missed it (at mssm doing what, you ask? running? no. jumping? no. a replacement runner or jumper? NOPE. she's the replacement Guy Who Reads The Athlete's Oath. respect). Then i heard sharon saying to jordan...
"oh emma got two roses!"
jordan: "o rly? one from rebekah so who gave the other?"
sharon: "REBEKAH ? No ones from anthony (?), the other was from an anonymous person. ...OH.
jordan & i: "LOL"

Sharon agreed to keep it a secret :D
no-one else knows its from me LOL everyone in her class is nice and befuddled.
This is partially a test to see if my own Flesh And Blood incest lover cousin idiot person reads my blog.
bet she doesn't.
hence, she need NEVER know ^^
S2 -X

2 things the devil sent.

2008-02-11T18:42:00.001+08:00

some things, humans don't deserve.
two of those things off the top of my head are
periods & pubes
Yes i know periods are essential to continue the human race blalala.
damn annoying okay =_=
and pubes are an endangerment to the whole environment.
i bet somewhere there is this big landfill of trash related to pubes.

what you would find in that landfill
-firstly, alot alot alot of hair. this would be the removed pubes themselves. I BET THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT COWS, MOOSES (meese?) AND GIRAFFES SUFFOCATE THEMSELVES ON OUR REMOVED PUBES. at the very least, they would've caused ants and other bug things alot of discomfort because they're all damn sharp, pointy and coarse. is it too much to ask for silky pubes??
(it has been a lifelong dream of mine to be able to do sunsilk commercials with my pussy, k, IS IT SO WRONG TO DREAM =_=)
-secondly, you would find alot of blunt, clogged up razors.
-thirdly, endless cans/tubes of VEET VEET VEET. think of how many greenhouse gases those spray on cans release everyday ? and all that leftover veet will someday corrode its way out of the tube and then increase soil alkaline-ity til all our vegetation grows blue. (i am very scientific)
-fourthly, the greatest biological trap of all, a field of wax strips. think of the number of birds that flew onto discarded wax strips and found themselves UNABLE TO FLY, FEATHERLESS, OR JUST PLAIN STUCK TO THE DAMN THING.

cavepeople needed pubes, that was true. well at least female cavepeople did =/
they needed to cover up their nethers so as not to be raped by an explorative trail of ants while they slept.
but what the hell do armpit pubes do ? seriously =_= just there to collect sweat and make you look ugly.
anyway, now with the invention of panties (or at least the loincloth, which has been around for ages) we don't need to worry about explorative trails of ants so shouldn't we have evolved and been less and less fuzzy ?

as for periods.
why cant we be like catterpillars. have you ever seen a catterpillar trailing green blood all over your leaves as it ate? no?
lucky bastards.
fine so maybe they're a bad example cause catterpillars cannot have house-rocking, neighbour-waking sex.

let us look at seagulls. imagine a seagull with a period.
it lands on the sea, swims around for a minute, and gets attacked by a huge mofo of a shark that got attracted to its period blood. it just doesn't work.
and everyone knows birds get good sex.
we should be like birds.

LET US IMAGINE A LIFE FREE OF PUBES & PERIODS.
-everyone can wear sleeveless tops without looking incredibly disgusting.
-no more of that whole "oh i'll be lazy today and let my armpits be hairy and just wear a top with sleeves i'm sure no-one will see" (but everyone DOES see) affair.
-girls can wear ultra tiny bikini bottoms without looking like tarzan. seeing as how guys dont really give a damn about pubes, this really proves that being pube-less is for the greater good.
-girls can also wear thongs every day. also guys need never hear about not having sex because she has her period EVER AGAIN.

i shun school :(

2008-02-10T00:12:00.001+08:00

school's starting again on monday. which is tomorrow. i haven't gotten started on my homework yet.
what's the word i'm looking for?
oh yes.
screwed.

10 dating faux pas you should NEVER EVER make.

2008-02-07T11:37:00.001+08:00

..by the girl who's made them all. (in this case, Tanya de Grunwald, and not me =/ )

1. Make sure you apply your fake tan in good time. I once slapped mine on in a rush, just before my date. I looked sun-kissed in the taxi and bronzed at the bar - but by the time I got to the restaurant I looked as if I'd changed ethnic groups. My date just said, totally deadpan, "Have you been away?"

2. Don't be too cheap to get a cab. After an amazing date, he was leaning in for a kiss when I spotted my night bus over his shoulder. Rather than thinking, 'Oh who cares? I'll get the next one,' I shouted in this face: "That's my bus!" -and legged it. What was I thinking?

3. Whatever you do, don't choose a venue where you could potentially get hurt. I went on a date at an ice rink and was suddenly struck by the urge to kiss him (lucky guy). I grabbed him, pulled him to me, lost my balance and kneed him in the groin. Suffice to say the kiss never happened.

4. Be prepared for an unwelcome lunge. After one date, the guy was clearly gearing up to kiss me - but because I didn't really fancy him, I panicked. What did I do? Peck him on the cheek and wish him goodnight? No, I saluted.

5. On a dinner date, don't choose the spiciest thing on the menu. By my third mouthful of Thai curry, I was feeling the burn. I glugged my glass of water, his glass of water and then (oh, the shame) reached over and seized the jug belongi9ng to the couple next to us. Without even asking.

6. Always dress appropriately. If it's chilly, a padded bra is a must. I once met a date and, as I slipped off my coat, he said "Cold out, is it?" then made jokes all night about how I'd arrived "smuggling Tic Tacs". Mortifying.

7. Never drink'n'text. I was navigating a date with a boring bloke when, in a moment of bitchiness, I went to the loo and texted my mate: "OMG, could this guy be any duller?!?!" - then accidentally sent it to my date. It still haunts me.

8. On the same subject, it's wise to know that "cool" can also come out as "bonk" on predictive text.

9. Study the menu carefully, and remember: rogue ingredients lurk in mystery sauces. My date wasn't exactly Brad Pitt, but I'd still have preferred to spend my evening with him than with my head in that toilet bowl, cursing anchovies.

10. If he invites you on a picnic date, remember to go easy on the perfume. Being pursued by him was lovely. Being pursued by 40 wasps was not.

holy holes.

2008-02-07T00:10:00.001+08:00

im in an impulsive mood.
I WANT TO GET PIERCED.

in order that i want them.
1. industrial piercing.
2. small teeny tiny nose piercing
3. tongue piercing (on the side of the tongue, not center, its so generic lol. probably generic with good reason too =_=)
4. belly piercing
5. maybe a lip piercing, not too sure about this one yet.

i will get that industrial by the end of this year.

american idol.

2008-02-06T20:16:00.001+08:00

i normally dislike american idol. however, i LOVE the auditions.
you have auditions that make you roll over from laughter. then you have auditions that make you go WO WO WO . and the judges have control, none of that bullshit VOTE FOR YOUR IDOL, AMERICA. so here we go with my favorites of american idol season 7 auditions.

that brother & sister duo are awesome. i just LOVE THEM .
i was watching this over at emma's place and oh my god we were laughing so hard, but when they came in for the audition, WHOA.

this girl sang for her dad who died. one of the best voices i've ever heard.

that is a testimony to bad singing.
its a fergie song, you would think it would be impossible to screw up. but americans have proved that, truly, nothing is impossible.

its people like her that i truly despize. thank you for making me feel as significant and talented as a piece of thread. she annoys me.

i wanna see ryan as a judge more often lol.
the girl was pretty damn awesome too.

i like her lol.

can't embed this video but i think you should watch her anyway... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fTxXGbCXpI her name's Ramiele Malubay and she's this teeny tiny girl with an amazingly powerful voice.

i think that's enough for now.
on a final note, i love you simon !

hello new year =/

2008-02-06T14:23:00.001+08:00

yeah its february, i noticed. so what if my new year's post is a month late, its 10 months early for the next one.

last year, Lillian Too decided that i was orgasmically sexy and wrote that i, the ever-orgasmically-sexy goat of the zodiac (=_=), would have an amazing 007 (i love the name of that year lol sorry for being brainwashed by pop culture) with new experiences and different outlook on life. she was right.
and now, i am about to experience a horrible, horrible 08, with bad fortune on every front, from finance to health, from love to luck.
if she is right, i shall anal rape her with a crocodile. sideways.

cny is tomorrow (i think) and i am off to a fabulous new year, contrary to what Lillian said. i've gotten myself the COUGH OF PROSPERITY, HEADACHE OF VITALITY, and COLD OF FINANCIAL HARMONY. all i got to do now is get the BROKEN LEG OF SEVEN LUCKY DONKEY and celebrate by letting the FIREWORK OF JOYOUS MONOGAMY explode in my face.

yam seng.

grunt.

2008-02-06T13:53:00.001+08:00

first posts are overrated.